December 2010
The awkward moment when you go up to order...
Even worse, it happens in front of a hot cashier.
“I left my wallet [insert place here]. I’ll be back.”
Never go back. Ever.
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TO fuckyourwolves.tumblr.com
jeaaahx:
Clearly, you’ve got some issues. I’m not sure what you are. I’m not racist and have nothing against white people, though I don’t know where to categorize you. Whether you’re a Justin Beiber fan, a douche bag faggot that was raised by uneducated parents because they made a mistake by not putting you for adoption after you were born looking like that [insert above image here], but it’s...
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When you bite into a burger and everything comes...
What. The. Fuck?
Naggado ti problema diay biag ko. Apay pabpasulen ka kiniak? Awan kukwek ngem adda ti saom. Enya sa’saom? Masapul nga idiay? Haan garuden. Tumalna ka man.
Siak daytoyen ngem adda pabpasulen ka kiniak! Ukininam, buisit!
If I want McDonalds, I’m going to fucking get it.
johnjohnouhlala:
Don’t give me the “that’s a shit-load-of-fat” bull. If you don’t want it, then don’t get it. I’m simply just asking you to come with me. And since you’re apparently a bitter nutritionist, you should be aware that one meal of this “shit-load-of-fat” isn’t going to affect me. Stop being all “pro-skinny”.
Think of it this way: if you were to bring a starving child with you and...
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-nicolelyn asked: Oh yeah totally , you gonna 'slut it up' on New Years ? LOL .
End of the year notes for my best friends + New...
Dearest Tumblr,
This will be the end of my 2nd year with you. Really, I want to thank you for all that you’ve done for me. Even though you were the cause to many negative impacts within my senior year and my first year of university. You were basically the cause to all of my stress regarding my academics, even though you taught me many things. But, I learned to forgive you and love you more...
Je viens d’économiser plus de 60$ pi ce que je gagne a la fin…un char de marde parce que cest pas normal et cest de lexageration. mais quant a lui les 3 jeux de tennis que je lui ai acheté…il na pas ete foutu dy jouer plus de jours d’affiler! Il sen soufient meme plus quil les a ces jeux la!
o.o
If you move to the philippines..
bakamomoko:
I am going to cry a whole pacific ocean…you will be so far away from me );
I want to see you…
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The awkward moment when you realize that you...
Even worse, someone notices it before you do.
You pretend like it’s not you, and at the same time avoid raising your arms.
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I had never felt this feeling before.
I could hear my heartbeat in my ears.
My stomach felt like it was
going to fall out my butt.
I had this lump in my throat like
after you dry-swallow a big pill.
aeroydigg asked: Thanks John, thanks.
aeroydigg asked: BUT WHY D: Don't you want to see me... :(
Thân chúc các anh chị một lễ Giáng Sinh đầm ấm và...
lilyt-loves asked: What you get for christmas john?
WatchLOOL OMG FOR SOMEBODY I’M VISITING <3
I GET NAKED IN THIS VIDEO.
WatchI was supposed to upload this video a while back. It’s a sequel to the first video I made for @edweirdooooo. And this again, it’s for him!
Regardless, when you watch the part … you might feel a bit uneasy. LMAOLMAO
I GET NAKED IN THIS VIDEO.
A lot of you Filipino girls from "The Bay area"...
Do you have any class at all? LOL Fuck. And especially you hype beast hoars. You are the worst. I question the song “California Girls”. LOOOOL
// a lot of you have no rights to live right now. Generalizing*
ansoni-kun asked: Yo maaan aha.
When you reblog my posts, I'm like OH NOTES, HEY. Lol.
Thaaanks :D
When you reblog my posts, I'm like OH NOTES, HEY. Lol.
Thaaanks :D
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こんにちは！: Being "In Love" isn't just about the cute... →
ansoni-kun:
Like, when you see a couple all infatuated… Doing all this cutesy stuff with each other, it’s allinfatuation. Real true love also requires maturity. What I mean by that is you can’t just be all cutesy to the world and just say “Oh I love you soooo much babe!” “You’re my everything!” “You’re amazing just the way you are.” You have to really be ♥ to ♥ Heart to heart. You have to be...
Thinking about you saying "I love you." to someone...
ansoni-kun:
It makes me want to cry… /;
Thinking about you and your ex’s aggravates me. Idk why, but just thinking about you and other people in the past, hurts really bad. To the point where my head and heart hurts.
But why?
Even though it’s back then, it still hurts =__=” I never get like this. |: I guess this shows how much I want you to myself? >_<”
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
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You can be the smartest person I know, but you're...
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.
Word.
amox asked: Merry Xmas; I'm Jealous.
LOL.
Love me.
LOL.
Love me.
majd3st1ny asked: Wanna wish you and your family a Merry Christmas, and a Happy Holiday!
The awkward moment when you open a gift and the...
Or even worse, you are watching the person opening your gift only to remember moments before that you forgot to remove the price-tag.
Your face:
The oddity: that's the second time I posted a...
And it’s the second time it went around Tumblr because there’s always a Filipino douche bag that says “Oh, it’s like halo-halo” or “Halo-halo is better”. That’s when everyone disregards who I am, a FILIPINO APPRECIATING VIETNAMESE CUISINE, and go all out on a rampage saying “fuck you Filipinos”.
Ignorance. AT ITS FINEST.
Omg @ people fighting over the damn drink.
Halo-halo and Che ba mau aren’t the same. They only share the same concept.
Halo-halo - to literally define this, it means MIX-MIX. I don’t understand how you can say it’s the same thing as Che Ba Mau when clearly there’s a shit load of crap in it. It tastes great! But it sure isn’t the same. You put corn, ube, red beans, and other stuff. You use evaporated...
ericistheend asked: What does a chè ba màu taste like?
samciao-deactivated20110306 asked: JOHN!!!<3 How exactly do you know viet? o_o
The awkward moment when you give your friend a...
What’s even worse is that your friend opens their gift before yours.
reddishprince asked: you're hot.. but you're personality is hotter.. glad i'm followin you..
theiijazhousil asked: Can i add u on facebook??
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Filipinos, Viets, Koreans, WHATEVER!
Christmas family gatherings is just another get-together to talk shit about everyone, and everything. Whether your son is gay, or your daughter is already pregnant. Or to just simply laugh at another family member and making stupid, demeaning comments. It’s what pisses me off. And just because I lived in Canada for basically my whole entire fucking life, it does not fucking mean I do not...
witwikipedia asked: feeling worse huh? :(
Clutching onto my pillow normally made me feel better. Now it makes me feel worse since I’m missing you more right now.