February 2011
Okay, I get it. You're with your hubby 24/7
But, is it really necessary to update your every single mini-event on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr?
Going to see babe in two minutes! So excited!
On the bus with babe! We’re holding hands :3
We’re eating at McDonalds! He paid for it. So sweet of him.
Love you babe!
On the phone with my babe.
The way you update your life makes me wonder if you ever have time to talk to your...
Please have some decency.
In other words: get the fuck off my dick.
When your little sibling tells you a story and all...
You try to get the point of the story but it’s futile.
January 2011
When my parents call from downstairs and we hear...
Mom: -calling my sister’s name-
Me: What?!
Mom: I’m calling your sister, not you!
Leeanne: Oh. I thought she was calling you.
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Dad: Shut up, bitch!
My sister and I: -we run down- did you say “let’s eat”?
As much as all of that sounds completely different, it sounds the same when I’m in my room and my door is closed.
thesampark asked: LOL DIE JOHN
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@thesampark just told me to go die.
I think I will.
You’re horrible!
LOLjk. Suicide is not the answer.
Sex is.
I'm sick and tired of people who ask for help and...
Fuck you!
If you guys didn't know, I'm actually...
No. Shut up.
cadyhomyen:
viviantrinh:
cadyhomyen:
viviantrinh:
cadyhomyen:
viviantrinh:
I don’t hate Cady.
If you don’t then why do you act like it?
Lol, I don’t. & How do I act like it? Cause I do not know what you’re talking about.
…………..Are you fucking serious.
You have to be kidding me.
Lol.
You’re acting like a lil bitch vivian.
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A...
CAN YOU KEEP UP?!
In the car with my parents
Me: Turn the radio up please.
Mom & Dad: -still yapping-
Me: Turn the radio up please.
Dad: -turns it up A BIT then yaps even louder-
Me: …can I have my mango juice? Mom & Dad: -yapping-
heyitstk asked: What are your top 3 favorite blogs?
Fucking internet @ home died.
I’m back at school stealing wifi -____-
HI GUISE <3
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FYI
When I’m “moody” and I tell you, then you’re doing something wrong. And if I’m mad and you find out through someone else, then you’re hurting me.
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I answer rhetorical questions out loud with...
I’m all like this because I know I’m right:
But then I realize it was a rhetorical question…
So I’m like:
My sim card is broken.
Okay. No text/call for me.
@lemaistro, @laiineypoohs, @cxyk-zer, @ellebeniga
^^^ PNL-ers Don’t text LOL wasting your time D:<
Went to get it fixed today, but they didn’t give me a loaner phone or another sim card.
Fuck you Rogers’ Wireless.
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Watchedweirdooooo:
Shhhh…I’ll spank you, you wanna be spanked? Huh? You want me to spank your booty?? I’ll spank it, I’ll spank it, I’ll spank you. Sh sh sh sh *mmm* *oooh* my body…
jHDOHA:SJDHA:JSDNHAJSDNASD;
LOVE THIS MOVIE
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i just scratched my balls and smelt my fingers. am...
Watchohyumitskai:
johnjohnouhlala:
My sister and I, bored at home. Nothing to do…
So we did this.
LOLOLOL >x)
I just realized I don’t even lip-sync accurately. LOLOL FAILBLOGZ
/we’re so cute.
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So, I was just discussing about changing the...
Imagine how much fapping you would have to do?
Dear God, my penis would be so sore.
Your friend makes smart-ass comments at you and...
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You do not know how much I loved the Sailor Scouts...
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I'm losing interest in tumblr.
kimmando:
Tumblr didn’t change, it’s still the same blogging site. I just dislike people who only care for followers and notes . A lot of people change after they get a lot of followers. Some get cocky, some become assholes and some start to only care for followers. Maybe it’s just me, but i see a lot of people that just want a follow back. A lot of followers end up unfollowing anyways, that’s...
@-nicolelyn AND @johnjohnouhlala
-nicolelyn:
damnnicole:
make a good couple
Oh yeah, cuz that’d totally work. LOL <3.
Yeah, I’m too busy texting.
When a boy calls me cute.
-nicolelyn:
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The awkward moment when your fly is undone in a...
You also walk differently and much faster so people won’t catch it even though it won’t do much.
Anonymous asked: i'll bottom for you! tell me your greatest sex fantasy that you've always wanted to do, and i'll do it with you ;)
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English Lesson #1 with John.
It’s still a bit annoying where people use the semi-colon incorrectly.
; <— this isn’t used to make your essay look prettier.
It is only used to replace a period, but both sides of the semi-colon must be complete sentences. Not sentence fragments. They must also be relevant.
A complete sentence has a verb.
(SF) - Sentence Fragment.
Not like this:
In outer space(SF);...
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If you don’t recognize this melody, then...
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the worst feeling is when you make a grammatical...
So, I got spammed by @lemaistro the other day:
Albert: I know I'm awesome. Kk, no more messages... Btw, how do you spell your number?
Me: Albert, are you drunk? HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NUMBER? SPELL? NUMBER? LOLWUT.
His logic never ceases to amaze me.
I left a really dumb voicemail for @leeeyum
He thinks it’s Edward.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Anonymous asked: What do you think is the first and most important step in changing oneself to being a better person?
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I know I'm a bitch.
You don’t have to tell me.
I admit, I’m outspoken. But that’s because I want to let people know where I stand. If you want to know what I think, I will let you know what I think. Even if it’s uncalled for, you asked for it.
Don’t ask for an opinion when you’re really expecting somebody to beat around the bush.
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Man, I didn’t really feel my orgasm. Stupid sickness. Fapping isn’t the same right now D:<
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I'm sick as a bitch.
I woke up with a really bad fever and nonrecoverable congestion. My brain felt like it was a watermelon and grew with each passing second. I coughed and thought my lungs would come out.
So, in hopes to heal what ails me, I went to get Buckley’s Day and Night tablets. I quickly read through the instructions, and took two pills. I fell asleep then took another two pills after waking up not...
Anonymous asked: OMGGGG, what did you say in the message?